Thursday, July 15, 2010

Being a sarcastic dumbass in Openbook.

Hail and well met everyone. Esquire here, your MC for todays foray into openbook. Today, I investigate the phrase "how soon is now". Brace yourselves on hold onto your dialysis machines.
Somebody get this lady half her vowels back, maybe then she'll shut her trap.
No shit, this guy looks like he's about to punch me right now. Fun Fact: 90% of people who meet me look like him. The other 10% are in the process of getting a bludgeoning instrument.
They call me mellow yeellowww

I'll give you the number of a nice butcher.
A sad day for the family of Johnathon "Johnno" Christ.
This woman traveled through time and six kinds of ugly to let you know that you can give your credit card details to a legitimate organisation.
Get back to work!
Fine, until I saw you.
I think those meds are supposed to stop whatever this guy has.
I bet she found that thing under the couch or near a pile of discarded couch stuffing.
I hope you fail the entire semester.
What she said.

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